*** No Longer Available ***
I'm a Dog... NOT a Rooster
Dear Diary,
While the above statement is true, I am still called Rooster... don't ask me why. I am a dog. I'm not a real rooster. I won't be waking you up with the sun and I won't be deafening you with my caw caw, I promise! In reality, I'm actually a super chill, quiet dude that prefers kibble over corn. I mean, what kind of rooster has an eyebrow and this much swagger? I've never heard of one.
Oh, and don't even get me started on the eyebrow jokes, jeeeeez. Everybody's got jokes these days. So, before you ask... I'm not curious, I'm not mischievous, and I'm not smoldering... I just have an eyebrow, okay? So don't ask.
Also, whatever the dog version of a non-morning person is... that's me btw. And cuddling is sort of my thing, not pecking at random objects - that's a bit weird.
So, anyways, I don't even know why rooster was in the running for my name, but I'm okay with it because it's a great conversation starter honestly. I mean, I've already gone on and on and I haven't even asked about you! Oh wait, that's what the application is for, that's right!
Update: No Longer Available
I am so sorry I won't be able to meet all of you lovely people! But I'm going to a really cool place where I'm going to make so many new friends and probably hear so many new jokes... whoopdie-do.
